These funny as hell tweets about exercise will smash your workout doubt to smithereens and flex your funny bone.. 😛 😉
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 30, 2012
When I train I stay focused, I also train my eyes by staring at the hot women on the treadmill #GymJoke
— Matt Fitness (@MattFitnessUK) August 25, 2014
— Ali West (@AliWestPT) August 27, 2015
I don’t need no female friends that lift. Because she gonna lift my man right outta my life. Nope. Not today. #gymjoke
— Halimah (@halimahy) May 16, 2015
I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio.
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 7, 2015
Does anyone know how many calories you burn by sliding down a wall crying?
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 18, 2012
I’m the best at pretending there’s something wrong with the machine at the gym when I don’t know how to use it.
— Zachary Flynn (@zacharyflynn) April 30, 2015
why have abs when u can have kebabs
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) March 30, 2015
accidentally forgetting your headphones at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
— Student Problems (@FactsOfSchool) July 30, 2014
My running form could be described as “drunk woman slowly being chased by no one”
— Katie Dippold (@katiedippold) April 13, 2011